Shout out to the gorgeous guy that came through the drive through this morning. It’s people like you that keep me going during the day. Thank you for going completely out of your way to say my eyes were beautiful (yours were too like hot damn) when I looked like a total complete mess today. I know you’ll never see this but yeah. You totally made my day.

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# me

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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tags:
# funny

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

hagane-no-hana:

Tree Trunks

(Source: giphy.com)

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# Lexi
# dani u ho

kumagawa:

rohan kishibe encounters his greatest battle

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# JFC

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

dirk-kawaiider:

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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tags:
# funny

mizzjade:

toferjv:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

This is me.

(Source: epic-vines)

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tags:
# awwww

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

(Source: megustamemes)